have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
Josephine |17| Doctor Who, Sherlock, Disney, Marvel, OUAT, occasional Studio Ghibli, and funny posts. Stonefield and Captain Swan fo life
this isn’t even a problem
This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”
'Are you my mummy?'
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Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
Whenever people call their boyfriend or girlfriend bae I just
this post started perfect, and it ended even better.
"She’s disabling security protocols and dumping all the secrets onto the Internet."
Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.
OH MY GOD
earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them